{"id":2486,"date":"2026-04-06T18:41:52","date_gmt":"2026-04-06T13:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/banitoday.com\/joke-for-monday-13-october-2025-from-site-a-joke-a-day\/"},"modified":"2026-04-06T18:41:52","modified_gmt":"2026-04-06T13:11:52","slug":"joke-for-monday-13-october-2025-from-site-a-joke-a-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/banitoday.com\/hi\/joke-for-monday-13-october-2025-from-site-a-joke-a-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke for Monday, 13 October 2025 from site A joke a day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div id=\"content\">\n<div id=\"single-joke\" class=\"note\" style=\"margin-bottom:20px;\">\n<div class=\"jokeContent\">\n<div>\n<p>\t\t\t\t<span><\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny&#8217;s mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.<br \/>&#8220;Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner,&#8221; his mother says, looking at his left hand. &#8220;I&#8217;ve never seen a hand so filthy.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Then you haven&#8217;t seen this one,&#8221; Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><h2 title=\"joke of the day Joke for Monday, 13 October 2025 from site A joke a day - A Clean Getaway\">Joke of the day &#8211; A Clean Getaway<\/h2>\n<p> is the best Joke for Monday, 13 October 2025 from site <b>A joke a day<\/b> &#8211; A Clean Getaway.\n\t<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\n\t\t\t\t\tFunny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. 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